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<\/a>One night, Rudolph bumped into Prince Zuko. He burned his nose!<\/p>\n“Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!” Rudolph yelled, “That hurt!”<\/p>\n
Then Prince Zuko disappeared into the night. But Rudolph was liking that nose. In fact, Rudolph was loving his nose!<\/p>\n
But one day when Santa saw him… he just laughed.<\/p>\n
Rudolph asked, “What’s so funny?”<\/p>\n
Santa said, “Your nose!!!”<\/p>\n
“But I like my nose, ” Rudolph said.<\/p>\n
“Your nose can’t light up,” said Santa.<\/p>\n
“Oh,” said Rudolph, “Well, I guess I’ll ask you to make it red again.”<\/p>\n
“Very well,” said Santa, “I will make it red again.”<\/p>\n
So Santa made his nose red again. Rudolph decided having an orange nose was fun, but having a red nose is best.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
One night, Rudolph bumped into Prince Zuko. He burned his nose! “Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!” Rudolph yelled, “That hurt!” Then Prince Zuko disappeared into the night. But Rudolph was liking that nose. In fact, Rudolph was loving his nose! But one day when Santa saw him… he just laughed. Rudolph asked, “What’s so funny?” Santa said, “Your nose!!!” […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/lightsabersaurus.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/lightsabersaurus.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/lightsabersaurus.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lightsabersaurus.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lightsabersaurus.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=18"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/lightsabersaurus.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21,"href":"http:\/\/lightsabersaurus.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18\/revisions\/21"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/lightsabersaurus.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=18"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lightsabersaurus.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=18"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lightsabersaurus.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=18"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}