{"id":38,"date":"2011-03-08T00:01:49","date_gmt":"2011-03-08T06:01:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lightsabersaurus.com\/?p=38"},"modified":"2011-03-07T22:22:54","modified_gmt":"2011-03-08T04:22:54","slug":"lemonade-for-sale-wanted","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/lightsabersaurus.com\/?p=38","title":{"rendered":"Lemonade for Sale Wanted"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/lightsabersaurus.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/IMG_0110.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-24\" title=\"Lemonade For Sale Wanted\" src=\"http:\/\/lightsabersaurus.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/IMG_0110-300x232.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"232\" srcset=\"http:\/\/lightsabersaurus.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/IMG_0110-300x232.jpg 300w, http:\/\/lightsabersaurus.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/IMG_0110-1024x792.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>I was walking through town, when I heard someone scream, &#8220;Lemonade for sale, lemonade for sale!!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I love lemonade!&#8221; I told myself.<\/p>\n<p>But I was not thirsty.<\/p>\n<p>But I had one anyway.<\/p>\n<p>I am really full of lemonade.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was walking through town, when I heard someone scream, &#8220;Lemonade for sale, lemonade for sale!!&#8221; &#8220;I love lemonade!&#8221; I told myself. But I was not thirsty. But I had one anyway. I am really full of lemonade.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/lightsabersaurus.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/lightsabersaurus.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/lightsabersaurus.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lightsabersaurus.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lightsabersaurus.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=38"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/lightsabersaurus.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":39,"href":"http:\/\/lightsabersaurus.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38\/revisions\/39"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/lightsabersaurus.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=38"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lightsabersaurus.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=38"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lightsabersaurus.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=38"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}