{"id":60,"date":"2011-03-14T00:01:21","date_gmt":"2011-03-14T05:01:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lightsabersaurus.com\/?p=60"},"modified":"2011-03-08T22:40:55","modified_gmt":"2011-03-09T04:40:55","slug":"a-very-haunted-house","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/lightsabersaurus.com\/?p=60","title":{"rendered":"A Very Haunted House"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/lightsabersaurus.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/IMG_0128.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-36\" title=\"A Very Haunted House\" src=\"http:\/\/lightsabersaurus.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/IMG_0128-300x199.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"199\" srcset=\"http:\/\/lightsabersaurus.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/IMG_0128-300x199.jpg 300w, http:\/\/lightsabersaurus.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/IMG_0128-1024x681.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>One night, I opened a door to a haunted house and saw a zombie!<\/p>\n<p>The zombie was groaning, &#8220;Brains!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I had to run, so I ran as fast as I could.<\/p>\n<p>The zombie was catching up, so I ran faster and faster until I could not hear the zombie!<\/p>\n<p>I had to rest, so I took a 5 minute rest.<\/p>\n<p>When I woke up, I heard a sound. It was the zombie! So I started running again.<\/p>\n<p>Then I found the exit, but a vampire bat bit me. It had rabies! But I was brave, so I grabbed that bat and hit it.<\/p>\n<p>It was a big adventure for me.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/lightsabersaurus.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/IMG_0129.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-37\" title=\"A Very Haunted House 2\" src=\"http:\/\/lightsabersaurus.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/IMG_0129-239x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"239\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/lightsabersaurus.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/IMG_0129-239x300.jpg 239w, http:\/\/lightsabersaurus.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/IMG_0129-816x1024.jpg 816w, http:\/\/lightsabersaurus.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/IMG_0129.jpg 1549w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 239px) 100vw, 239px\" \/><\/a>(Dad&#8217;s note &#8211; This eye-ball-hangin&#8217;-out zombie is what you find when you open the door of the haunted house above.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One night, I opened a door to a haunted house and saw a zombie! The zombie was groaning, &#8220;Brains!&#8221; I had to run, so I ran as fast as I could. The zombie was catching up, so I ran faster and faster until I could not hear the zombie! I had to rest, so I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/lightsabersaurus.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/lightsabersaurus.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/lightsabersaurus.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lightsabersaurus.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lightsabersaurus.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=60"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/lightsabersaurus.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":62,"href":"http:\/\/lightsabersaurus.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60\/revisions\/62"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/lightsabersaurus.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=60"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lightsabersaurus.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=60"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lightsabersaurus.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=60"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}